I am still waiting for you to write. Come on, how many times are you going to start then stop? Is it really that scary? What in the world could you be afraid of? I don't bite. No! Really! I don't...
The name says it all. Not sure if I will ever write anything here that makes since to anyone but me... or perhaps not even that! Read at own risk.
::GASP::! Could it be? Yes, there you are, sitting there with that o' so familiar smug look on your mug. I can not believe that I have managed to keep you coming back. Hmm, must be close to a miracle. Not, mind you, that I believe in such things but sometimes you are stuck without the proper words so, you use what you have.
Don't forget to visit the bar for your complimentary beverage. Make it a strong one, hon. After all, you are about to realize you are addicted!
::tippy toeing over the line::
Creeping forward, nonchalant... Who me?
I have been here for hours. WHAT? Of course I am not just
arriving. That is absurd.
::whistles and walks away::